Who were you with yesterday? My coworkers and patients
What woke you up this morning? One of my asshole cats
Where are you? My bed
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? Do I look like Dionne Warwick and her psychic friends? How the fuck should I know?
Do you like anybody? Not really. I love some people. But to actually just LIKE them...MEH.
Ever thrown up in public? Sure
Passed out because of alcohol? Who hasn't?
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW? This stupid fucking question
What kind of home would you like? One not in the ghetto
What do you want to be when you grow up? Well, I'm kinda grown up now...but I guess an astronaut...
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Again, Dionne Warwick.
Do you like candy necklaces? No but I like cheese.
Do you listen to music every day? Fuck to the yes I do!
Do you still go trick or treating? Hell to the fucking no I don't.
What was the last thing you ate? A baby seal
Have you ever moved? Just now I did. Shifted my left leg.
Have you ever won an award? Varsity letter in bowling bitches!
Are you listening to music right now? Nope.
How long ’till your birthday? about 3 months
When were you the saddest in your whole life? Key phrase: my whole life
What time is it? Flavor Flav!
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? I traffic black tar heroin
Who makes you mad? Everyone.
Have you ever heard a song written about you? I like to think all of Def Leppard's ballads were written about me.
What do you do when you’re mad? Do stupid shit like answer retarded fucking questions that make me more pissed off.
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? Kicked a baby panda.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? Shit yes
Do you swear when you’re mad? Like a fucking trucker
When was the last time you actually cried? about 2 hours ago. Fer reals.
Ever cried yourself to sleep? Shit yeah.
Do certain songs make you cry? YES. I am a fuck. My Heart Will Go On does it to me every fucking time!
What usually makes you cry? LIFE
Are you usually a happy person? On the outside.
What makes you the happiest? My husband.
Do you believe in yourself? Honestly, only sometimes.
